Not Looking For Anything too Relationshippy w4m
I would like a male companion to pal around with.
And I mean just pal around with. Not looking for a VIP (Very Important Penis) or anything like that. It is just that my life has a huge plot hole and I need someone to fill it with- like a minor character.
Some facts about me:
I am African American
5'5" -123 lbs ( I do not need a butt bra)
Educated
Can pay my own way.
You can catch me strolling speculatively through the produce department of my local supermarket looking for people whose life did not peak in college. (those are the ones not wearing a college jersey)
I am a Republican. (While I know that the thought of being an African American Republican in Chicago of all places is revolutionary for its time, I would like to think that
the tolerant liberal men of this city can hold true to their {COEXIST} bumper stickers and be my friend.)
I love animals/ I have a latchkey dog.
About you
You are educated
You like museums, opera and the theater
A non smoker
Not smelly like that record store in Wicker Park
Not a mouse potato who sits at your Mac Air doomed to a life of eternal wanking
You do not have rolls of fat
You are not on disability because you have carpel tunnel syndrome.
You are not in retirement panic (no one over 60)
Everclear is not your idea of a relaxation drink